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FUNN!! [edited the jacelyn style]

OMFG!
ok firstly i'll start off by telling you guys what happened yesterday.

YESTERDAY.
ok it was 0.o 0.o FUN TO THE MAXXXX!!!
first it was math lesson and the techer was Mr Chua.
WHY?!!?
cos' merlim kena quarantined till saturday. so mr chua took over.
at first i thought,"oh 0.o. he's like so 0.o fierce HOW?!"
but after he came in..
he taught us PIECHARTS [which was like so EASY?!!?]
ok so..he asked WEE WEE what is a pie chart?
WEEWEE said,"it's a complete circle?"
then he gave him that look "er...WTH?"
carrying on..
I WAS DAMN SWAY JUST BECAUSE I LOOKED AT HIM THEN HE ASKED ME.
so wads a pie chart?
i said,"It's a circle that is 100%?"
i seriously have no clue and what so ever.
ok.
so he talked and talked and talked
and i came to realised that I WAS RIGHT!
a complete piechart is always 100%~
woot~
ok wadever~
so..i think it was mother tongue...
then it was lunch
WE HAD BENTO BOXES~!! [japanese style of packing food]
then we had Math again..
followed by EL with MR YONG!??!
ok
next it was SCIENCE LESSON!!!
0.o 0.o FUNNNN~~~!!!!
our teacher was mr timothy koh.
although he voice was like monotone-----------------------------------------all the way..
but the MOST EXCITING THING WAS THIS.
NATACIA WAS GONNA BURN DOWN THE WHOLE SCHOOL MUAHAHHAHAH~! and WEEWEE's finger nearly got burnt.
ok we were learning abt HEAT AND LIGHT ENERGY.
so we experimented on Nichrome wire.
we were only allowed to use.. 6 batteries?
ok. so mr koh warned us not to put the batterires in the battery holder first..
after that.. we arranged the holders in series circuit.
THEN. we put in the batts.
the first time we put all the things in place.
nothing happened.
but natacia went to connect the last wire to the nails...
AND THE FUN PART STARTS HERE!
the wire glow like 0.o bright.
so mr koh tore a piece of newspaper for us to see if there is really heat coming from the wire.
so we each took turns to put the newspaper there
so when it was natacia turn..
she put the newspaper and hold it there for like damn long.
SUDDENLY, THE NEWSPAER CAUGHT FIRE! AND SHE LET GO OF IT luckily it didnt land on the worksheets..PHEW.
ok for WEE WEE's case.
he..no no she rather. she was SOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STUPID.
i seriously am speechless.
before the experiment..mr koh already said that do not touch the wire.
so she got SOOO impatient that she went to touch it.
luckily the rest of the grp members did not put in the full 6 batts. yet.
so there was a mark on his finger right now!

ok for today.
TODAY.
i think today 0.o like 0.o.
first thing when we came into class was to get SCOLDED
by mr chua.
he scolded us for our behaviour [as always]
ok so he gave us a LOOOOONNNGGGG speech for abt 45 mins. [a WHOLE period]
while we were standing.
NVM.
ltr...mr chan came in and scolded us too!
AMAZING EH?!
talked abt malvin and some girls....and some guys...and A GUY.
ok then it was boring CHINESE..
followed by lunch. [I WAS HAVING LEG CRAMPS ALL THE WAY.]
carrying on..
MASS DANCE TIME~!!!
WOOTS~
we were 0.o ENTHU!!!! [me, jaz, GS(OMG) & jacob.]
MUAHAHHAH
0.o FUNNN!!
ok then it was lifeskills with mr chan..
talking abt you BRAIN how unique it is..
ok then it was lifeskills still.
with miss ng.
urgh.
i was with COLIN [GOSH WHY!?!?], malvin..[watch out!] and bushy hair [AILEEN]
and we learnt how to managed our stress
then we came to this part where we had to same different kinds of perfume to relax.
GOD.
ALL THE PERFUMES SMELT LIKE GINGER!
GOSH IT 0.o.
then it was SCIENCE!
WOOTS~
it was on GPE AND KE.
kind of fun but yesterday's experiment was FUNNN TO THE MAXX!!!!
ok. then we wrote some reflection..
and went home!
YAY! lol.
exhuasted now.
gonna take a nap =]]

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Father's day...i'm broke.

dead tired..
yesterday was father's day.
my sis and i brought my dad to Holland.
i think i have a hole in my pocket now.
after my CHINESE tution..which was lke..6.30pm? we decided to bring my dad to IMM. but i wanted to eat FROLICK. so we went to Holland instead.
but. I HAD TO DO FINISH A******* MATH PAPER.
i was like..crap lah.
ok after i finish the ******* math paper.. which was like...7.45pm?
we went to Holland by bus. damn long. abt 35 mins.
first we treated my dad and ourselves to a cup of FROLICK!!!
IT WAS DAMN GOOOOOOOODDD!
it was heavenly.
omg.
my dad put mashmallow topping
and myself? I PUT THE STRAWBERY TOPPINGS!!!!
ahhhhhh!!
super refreshing.
ok so after the FROLICK!, we went to have our dinner at coffee club.
i ordered baked mushroom & pamersan rice.
my dad ordered a beef paddy burger (well done)
and my sis ordered a prawn sandwich.
in total...HOW MUCH DID ALLLLLL THESE COST?
make a guess.
30 bucks? [FAT HOPE]
40 bucks? [close.]
it's...
42.90 BUCKS...==
omg.
so EX man.
ok i'm broke to the MAX now.

Monday, June 22, 2009

SST or NJC!?!?

yo.
guess what?
this morning i received a letter from SST.
i thought it was just a stupid letter thanking me for submitting the DSA form.
but when i opened it i saw..."CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GOT SHORTLISTED FOR THE CAMP!"
i was like...*speechless*
seriously i was shocked to see that letter on my table.
well. this is not it.
i still have to pass the GAT test. the activites. the interview.
I'll cry my ass off when i fail one of them.
But i'm in a dilemma
should i go to SST or NJC?
damn.
i really can't make up my mind.
NOOO
but first of all i must try my luck to DSA to NJC.
if i don't get shortlisted...
i'm gonna CHIONG till the end.
i must get 275 OMG?!?
i think it's really impossible....

damn it.
xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

SAVE ME~

Thursday, June 18, 2009

drag me to hell...

woah
i went to watch the movie call drag me to hell..
it was stupid.
seriously.
if you have watched the movie...you wasted your time which is equals to money.
there's one part whr the women swallowed a housefly. i was disgusted.
gosh.
and how can SOOO much blood be shot out of your nose?!?!
omg.
i think that movie killed some of my brain cells..
lol.
i'm still rushing over my sch. HW..
doing the 3 CHINESE compo now..

ok i gtg.
BYEBYE
xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

i hate you.

Just finished my morning run with my dog..
i love Joey [my dog] she's my best pal.
i'm damn angry and sad.
Reasons For SLY to be sad.
-I didnt go to the Lady GAGA concert.
-Jasmine got tickets to it and she didnt tell me.
- My mum is an asshole cos' she didnt allow me to watch the memoirs of a geisha. [yesterday]
ok..
i hate him.
he's a _______ jerk.
i tried wishing him happy b'day and he didnt reply.
SUCH A _________
ok nvm.
btw. if you're wondering who the hell is him IT IS NEVER GONNA BE COLIN.
come on he's a turtle.for pits' sake.
although he stays near me.he sits on the same bus as me. he has been in the same class as me since P1. he sit next to me for 2 terms..IT IS JUST A COINCIDENCE. damn it.
WE ARE NOT FATED. omg why do ppl think that me and colin are fated. PLEASE I HAVE BETTER TASTE!

gosh.
ok i gotta go beathe.
i stink.
ok bye~

Monday, June 15, 2009

LADY GAGA...

aw man..
today is lady gaga's performance in SINGAPORE!!
i'm A SUPER BIG FAN OF LADY GAGA.
but damn it. i dont have the tickets to go to the concert.
dang...i'm so damn sad.==
argh i tired of mugging...
tmr my mum and dad will be gone WOOTS~
oh shit...
my grandpa is coming home..NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
life sucks.
ok i gotta go for CHINESE tution..of cos'.

ok byebye!
xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

WOOT~
i finished two more assessment books today!!
that means....
TEN done!!
TEN!
TEN?!?!
omg.
i love myself..
argh but i have to clear more to get my 80 bucks LOL.
haha.
oh ya! yesterday i almost died.
i went to my tution centre for chinese tution..of cos'
and there is this ULTRA sick guy..no no..gay rather.
he was like.." hey peeps wanna join my brotherhood association for gays??"
then all the girls were like.."wtf lah..shut the hell up *****" and turned a way
so then all the GAYS were like..."hell yeah!"
i was there..PUKING. nvm.
then i heard him saying.." but first i need to run some test..to test if your lips are succulent."
THAT WAS WHERE I PUKED UNCONTROLLABLY
but of cos' i know he was joking..

ok thats it folks i gotta mug somemore.
BYE~
xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

Friday, June 12, 2009

today...

another round of mugging..

but guess what?

i finished 8 assessments books

pro eh?

lol..

well..that's because my mum forced me to!

argh..but in the afternoon i went to Raffles city with my mum...

damn boring to shop with your mum..

and to my horror it was filled with ADULTS ONLY..

no normal peeps that are abt my age.

i was like..omg. all adults?!?!

ok nvm. so we went to shop shop shop..

in the end..we didnt buy a single thing! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!?!

nvm. so we went to Raffles city shopping mall..

THEN! I SAW NORMAL PEEPS!!

lol

i went walking around..

oh!

i managed to spend my $5 Ben's and Jerry voucher on a miserable cup of ice cream. WTF.

then we went to buy some JCO donuts..and see my mum's clothes..

which were above 100 bucks..i nearly died of a heart attack..

OH!!

i saw this SUPER COOL crumpler bag..it was green. LOL

and it can put a laptop in it..but it still can hold A LOT of books..

but it was kinda big..

so maybe when i get into SST i will carry my laptop tp sch plus all my books. LOL..

ok i think i'm gonna sleep now..

BYEBYE!

xoxo.

PIGOUT~!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

yo!

today my mum is not working SIAN..

the WHOLE day she would be in the house WTF..

i'm using the com. secretly now. haha..

i faked that i gotta do LEAD.com LOL. then she believed me lalala~

yesterday i realised that my OLDEST sister, my dad and my mum are introverts..

and my elder sis and i are EXTROVERTS..

lol. we went to church and i met my ONE AND ONLY PEN PAL!! (jasmine)

woot~! i can't believe it she has grown soooo tall already.. haha

so i hang out with her..she talked about life in new york, boston, and even JAPAN!!

OMG i love japan..

haha.

then she told me that she met that cool guy in Japan , David Kenji Saeko.

what a cool name eh?

she bought me a box of GODIVA chocolates.

GODIVA!!

omg.

so EX.

i feel guilty.

sian she gave me like..a-cash cards [don't ask me why..i DONT EVEN KNOW..], a juicy couture jacket and the whole series of the D N ANGEL the manga books..

zzz..ok i gtg now.

BYEBYE!
xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

MERLIM IS NUTS!

OMFG.
i went to the website that merlim gave us to do some wierd thingy...
i was confused.
what to do?
where?
HUH??!
then i realised that there was some shity grammar thing..

70 pages!!!

is he mad of sth?!?!

too busy preparing his wedding that he just dumps us with SOOOOO much work to do!!

sian...gonna do now..

byebye~

xoxo.

PIGOUT~!

Monday, June 08, 2009

my sis. SUCKS

I hate my sister..
she's a _ _ _ _ _ _ _ bitch.
she thinks that she's suppose to be treated like some princess
argh.
she blamed me for using her bloody MP3..
WTF man. do you think that i will? come on i have my own ok..
SHE PISSES ME OFF.
i hate her face.
she looks like an Indian man.. i'm not trying to be racist.
She works out so often that her muscles are disgustingly big and she goes suntaning like so often that she is SUPER dark.
i hope she suntan more often that she dies of skin cancer or even eye cataract
she think she's the boss of EVERYTHING...
argh
i'm too pissed off to describe any further..

well.. thats it i'm gonna go MUG now.

byebye

xoxo.
pigout.

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Merlim's wedding

Yesterday was Merlim's wedding..LOL
i wore a LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE shirt. Jacelyn cut her hair and it was dead ugly haha jkjk. OHOH! JM was the MOST informal. she wore a red shirt that she wore to the National parade rehersal in P5 together with some long baggy pants.and...SANDALS! not even proper sandals but BROKEN SANDALS!
ok not so bad..
Sziyun wore a dress---BAD
CHERLY wore a dress PLUS make up!-----worse
Jacob wore something like a suit PLUS his hair was nicely styled PLUS he was sitting next to GS--OMFG bad to core

ok moving on...we started the ceremony by singing some worship songs
followed by a message by someone whom i think is the pastor and it was kinda funny
then merlim and jaclyn was saying their vows...and you should know what came after..
so..after all the crap..we had phototaking..
Elijah was super SWAY
The bride pushed him and made him stand in front of the couple HAHA
i was standing next to LiXuan, behind Ryan and er...diagonally opposite Hwee Hiang

ok so...we went downstairs to eat WOOT~
omg i ate like some mad pig LOL..
but Jodi was worst k...lol jkjk
i ate like "a Few" scallops + some Satay sticks + oreo chesse cake +.....O M G
i'm too sad to list any further..=[

then we [Jacelyn, ryan, JM, DX, LX , ME, HWEE HIANG and SF] went to West Coast plaza to walk around
after a few rounds of walking, we met with Clarissa, natacia , Sherrie and Elijah

i was kinda hungry so we order 12 cookies from SUBWAY
omg so damn funny we walked to the wrong end of the queue HAHA

ok so by the time we ate ALL the cookies, JM LEFT, RYAN LEFT, MELISSA AND SF LEFT
so i left.....
LOL

i was as full as a bull lol..
when i came home i was mugging like crazy AGAIN...
oh crap i GTG now...zzz==

byebye

xoxo.
PIGOUT~!

Sunday, June 07, 2009

250! 250! 250!!!!

dang...
three days for the hols are gone...
and i have been it mugging for those days..
i really wanna get in to either NJC or SST...
but i'm having doubts of going to SST...
firstly, the toilet sucks. trust me. the door is sooooo short that i can easily see over it.
secondly, there are so few teachers
thirdly, the whole school is so eerie.

ok whatever..but i have set my mind on only one thing.
and that is to get 250 and above for PSLE.
i'm gonna CHIONG for 30days...

WISH ME LUCK DUDES...
omg i think i better get going!!

byebye~!
PIGOUT!

*maybe this will be the last post ...cos' i not gonna use the com. anymore..=]
250 here i come!! lol...

Wednesday, June 03, 2009